iamof-theuniverse:

omfg this fucking line

(Source: thesoofie)

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

fawun:

azdec:

cunt-slap:

what

FUCK

I will never sleep again

fawun:

azdec:

cunt-slap:

what

FUCK

I will never sleep again

tastefullyoffensive:

Zen Dog [x]

(Source: literallysame)

(Source: isaaclaheyz)

(Source: ellendegeneres)

psyducked:

don’t threaten her with a good time

(Source: realitytvbitch)

(Source: kirasyukimura)

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

(Source: pleatedjeans)